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Symptoms of SPS can present themselves as any one or combination of the following:
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SPS is spread by various methods. Those known to us at this stage are:
a) coming into contact with young, attractive people wearing skimpy clothing
b) watching TV shows with scantily clad hotties such as Baywatch
c) paging through summer editions of fashion magazines, especially swimsuit issues
d) seeing new summer ranges in shop windows


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If you answer yes to one or more of the following questions, you may have SPS.
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Does the idea of wearing your swimsuit make little beads of sweat appear on your forehead? |
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Are the full-length mirrors in your house covered with bed sheets? |
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Have you ever placed a picture of your face on a model in a magazine? |
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Do shop assistants often come into your fitting room to check why it sounds like someone’s crying? |
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Have you ever faked convulsions to get out of skinny-dipping with your mates? |
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Are you always talking about that time you won that race when you were twelve? |
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Do you have a special section of your wardrobe for clothes that you promise yourself you will “still fit into one day”? |
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Do you pretend to go to the toilet every time someone whips out a camera? |
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• Couch potatoes
• Eataholics
• People with tropophobia
(the fear of moving)
What should I do if I come into contact with someone with SPS?
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Can I get SPS twice?
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What will it take to permanently end SPS?
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Weight training is ideal to build muscle, gain strength, reduce fat and maintain a healthy metabolism. And because muscle fibre burns lots of calories, even at rest, hitting the beach after a workout is the perfect way to combat SPS.
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Give your heart and lungs a workout with some cardio exercises. You’ll increase your stamina and endurance to out step, out run or out cycle your symptoms of SPS. Recommended in combination with some weight training for best results.
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This is like group therapy for SPS sufferers and probably the most fun you can have while working out. Get the motivation of a qualified instructor while tapping into some collective energy with an incredible variety of classes to suit all tastes.
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If you feel like you need more one-on-one attention you may want to get a personal trainer to help you set goals and of course hold you accountable for sticking to your programme. You'll also see results a lot quicker than with a regular routine. It's like being referred to a specialist to treat your SPS.
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It’s what we've been hearing since we were kids - everything in moderation. And when you're exercising regularly you can reward yourself with a treat here and there without worrying about your SPS flaring up again.
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